TV Prayer

God, grant me the serenity to accept the shows I don’t have time to watch; courage to watch hourlong shows with multiple seasons; and wisdom to know the difference.

The sad news is that I lost a Ghirardelli chocolate.

The worse news is that it’s most likely in a pocket somewhere & every load of laundry has turned into a game of Russian roulette.

ME

Failure is a badge of honor; it means you risked failure.
I made a creme meme for Easter.

I made a creme meme for Easter.

This song has been stuck in my head all week, but now seems like an appropriate time to post.

David Letterman’s New Look Is JUST FINE

With all the talk of David Letterman letting himself go or whatever (he’s 69 and lives in Montana half the time, give the man a break), everyone missed that he actually totally addressed this in an interview in December:

BS: So we saw a pretty good-looking lumberjack beard photo of you recently. We were just curious about your plans for your facial hair?

DL: You know what? I used to say, every day, “I am so sick and tired of shaving.” I had to shave every day, every day, for 33 years. And even before that when I was working on local TV. And I just thought, the first thing I will do when I am not on TV is stop shaving. And everybody hates it. My wife hates it. My son hates it. But it’s interesting. I’ve kind of developed a real creepy look with it that I’m sort of enjoying. And I can tell that people are off-put by it. And the more people implore me to shave, the stronger my resolve is to not shave. So the day that I shave, I’ll call you.

This says it all.

There’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help each other.
martube:
“ masburritos:
“ Stedman Tell No Tales.
”
Thank you
”

martube:

masburritos:

Stedman Tell No Tales.

Thank you

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“It’s crunch time! To get ready for his role in the movie Basic, John worked out with a personal trainer and amped up his routine. Looks like his hard work paid off!”

“It’s crunch time! To get ready for his role in the movie Basic, John worked out with a personal trainer and amped up his routine. Looks like his hard work paid off!”

It’s so important that everyone knows about Oprah Winfrey & John Travolta’s history as two good friends having fun together on national television!!!!!!!! 

The Young Girls of Rochefort (1967), dir. Jacques Demy

The Young Girls of Rochefort (1967), dir. Jacques Demy

When you’re watching The Young Girls of Rochefort for the first time and you can’t quite believe that Gene Kelly could sing French that flawlessly so you ask Siri what the deal is but also you have a cold

When you’re watching The Young Girls of Rochefort for the first time and you can’t quite believe that Gene Kelly could sing French that flawlessly so you ask Siri what the deal is but also you have a cold

I’m 3 weeks late, but in the movie version of Making A Murder, Steven Avery’s defense lawyers should be played by Colbert & the dude who played Michael Scott’s boss on The Office.

I’m 3 weeks late, but in the movie version of Making A Murder, Steven Avery’s defense lawyers should be played by Colbert & the dude who played Michael Scott’s boss on The Office.